If I Had a Billion Dollars (I’d Be Rich)

I’ve been daydreaming about what I’d do if I won the big Powerball jackpot. (Spare me the “your chances of being struck my lightning are greater” spiel, funsuckers.) Would I immediately quit my job? Would I hang out awhile, stress-free, knowing that I had the freedom to not work? Would I travel the States? Europe? […]

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Age

I’ll be thirty-seven next week. I have never felt my age. I hear that’s a common experience; how many octogenarians do you know that say their brains are still eighteen? Thirty-seven is some weird age that people like the Conner adults were on Roseanne when I was a kid. Thirty-seven is, like, an adult. I’ve […]

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